An in-depth interview with Rafe about his band, The Well Dressed.
(I = Interviewer, R = Rafe)
I: Why did you choose to call your band Rafe and the Well Dressed?
R: Not really sure.
I: Would you like to elaborate?
R: No.
I: I can’t work under these conditions. I’m out.
R: Jerk. Whatever, I’ll interview myself.
R: So Rafe, who are the Well Dressed?
R:
On the piano is the most lovely and talented over-achiever you’ve ever met, Bec Taylor
On the drums is a man who goes above and beyond the name of the band, Nicholas Peddle
On the trumpet is a man so humble he’s almost incapable of blowing his own horn, Zach Raffan
On the clarinet is a lady who radiates more warmth than the sun, Nicola Menser-Hearn
And sadly, our double bassist has moved cities, so if there’s anyone as talented and sassy as Catherine Keely, let me know.
R: They sound nice
R: Is that a question?
R: No, it was an observatory sentence.
R: Well, aren’t you meant to be interviewing me?
R: Don’t tell me what to do, jerk. you know what, I can’t work under these conditions. I’m out.
R: Whatever.


